How to be a bad Husband

1) Don't satisfy simple requests, anything that can make your wife's life just a little bit easier, prolly better not.

2) Never apologize or acknowledge any sort of short coming/error.

3) Throw in some insults, the more nonsensical & random the better, keep her questioning her own sanity. Take every opportunity to be a condescending smart ass.

4) If you can do all of this while she is serving you food, thats awesome. But wait until she places the plate on your lap, look her in the eyes & say nothing. For sure dont say thank you. Completely ignore her if you can.

5) Then later, pretend like nothing's happened, she's crazy for being irritated and call her "baby" and "My love"....

Submitted May 22, 2019 at 07:53PM

1) Don't satisfy simple requests, anything that can make your wife's life just a little bit easier, prolly better not.2) Never apologize or acknowledge any sort of short coming/error.3) Throw in some insults, the more nonsensical & random the better, keep her questioning her own sanity. Take every opportunity to be a condescending smart ass.4) If you can do all of this while she is serving you food, thats awesome. But wait until she places the plate on your lap, look her in the eyes & say nothing. For sure dont say thank you. Completely ignore her if you can.5) Then later, pretend like nothing's happened, she's crazy for being irritated and call her "baby" and "My love"....