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What is your weird interest or hobby...

What unique interest or hobby would you like to have in common with a partner? Not a dealbreaker, just something that would be so great to nerd out about. Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:57PM What unique interest or hobby would you like to have in common with a partner? Not a dealbreaker, just something that would be so great to nerd out about.

/u/M7_DJ_Sona on well

... Glad it's sattire July 31, 2019 at 12:18AM

/u/injusticehasbeendone on I think we should help others so this comes here

Very true no one should repost anything without first verifying and providing the relevant sources. July 31, 2019 at 12:17AM

/u/keakealani on I think we should help others so this comes here

Yes, I agree, it’s complicated. The flip side is that I feel these sorts of posts are very susceptible to spreading hoaxes and “fake news” (forgive the loaded term)... often they have no actual references/verification, and such posts could serve to whip up hysteria about something that may not have even occurred. Like I said, perhaps I’m too cynical. I truly do want to help out and spread awareness for real problems, and I agree that social media can help get the attention of the actual media in important ways, but I don’t want to be naive about these sorts of posts and fall right into some troll playbook. July 31, 2019 at 12:16AM

/u/Cakeasaurus_Rex on Guys guess what? I’ve got another big square for y’all!

These are so cool! I hope one day I'll be in one :D July 31, 2019 at 12:14AM

How to bring up using lube with a new hookup

I have been on a few dates with a new guy that I met on a dating app. We've met up and had sex twice now and both times I've experienced some mechanical errors I believe due to the fact that he's a little bigger than I'm used to and it's been a while since I've had sex. We're meeting up again tomorrow and I want to use lube but I'm not sure how to bring it up. I know I could just ask him if we can use it but I'd rather do it in a sort of sexy way. Any suggestions? Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:30PM I have been on a few dates with a new guy that I met on a dating app.We've met up and had sex twice now and both times I've experienced some mechanical errors I believe due to the fact that he's a little bigger than I'm used to and it's been a while since I've had sex.We're meeting up again tomorrow and I want to use lube but I'm not sure how to bring it up. I know I could just ask him if we can use it but I'd r

Supposed to meet up with a guy tmrw but having problems with my body

We’ve had sex a couple times when we were drunk and because of all the alcohol I consumed I never was wet enough (was very into it though) and the condom ended up chaffing my vagina very badly last time. It’s still chaffed a day later and I’m supposed to go to his house tmrw and meet up with him in the city but idk if I will be able to have sex by tmrw without a lot of pain? How should I communicate this I’m super embarrassed. I still want to see him but it’s very much a sex based relationship, but he is a really nice guy. Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:31PM We’ve had sex a couple times when we were drunk and because of all the alcohol I consumed I never was wet enough (was very into it though) and the condom ended up chaffing my vagina very badly last time. It’s still chaffed a day later and I’m supposed to go to his house tmrw and meet up with him in the city but idk if I will be able to have sex by tmrw without a lot of pain? How should I communicate this I’m super embarrassed

I always give her head but I can count on one hand how many times I’ve gotten head

Me (20) and my girlfriend (19) have been dating now for 3-4 months and have a healthy amount of sex, the sex is always amazing so don’t get me wrong but I almost always eat her out and I can probably count on one hand how many times she’s given me head. She’s amazing and it I’ve made sure to reiterate that to her but I feel like she just never does it and I would love if she did more Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:36PM Me (20) and my girlfriend (19) have been dating now for 3-4 months and have a healthy amount of sex, the sex is always amazing so don’t get me wrong but I almost always eat her out and I can probably count on one hand how many times she’s given me head. She’s amazing and it I’ve made sure to reiterate that to her but I feel like she just never does it and I would love if she did more

What should I try before its too late?

My girlfriend is slim and has incredible natural big tits. I'm not sure if I'll ever meet a girl with such an amazing chest again, and I don't think we will be dating for much longer sadly. How can I enjoy them to the highest extent so I dont regret it in the future? I always suck on her nipples when I can, and I have fucked them a couple times while she was laying down but didnt enjoy it as much because she didnt really hold them in place. I've thought about fucking them while shes wearing a sports bra, any other advice? thanks. TLDR: want advice on what to do with girlfriend with amazing big boobs before its too late. any activities edit: we are mutually ending it because we are moving across the globe from each other. smh. i asked a question about sex, not to be judged Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:44PM My girlfriend is slim and has incredible natural big tits. I'm not sure if I'll ever meet a girl with such an amazing chest again, and I don'

Can't make anal work for me no matter how hard I try - 25[m]

I'm writing this post after yet another disappointing attempt at an anal session. I've been dabbling in anal for years now. First with some fingers, then a prostate massager (was never able to have a prostate orgasm either), and now a dildo. Nothing really seems to work for me though! No matter how many times I use an enema or how much lube I put on the inside and outside of my asshole, no matter how slow or fast I go, it always ends up hurting like I still don't have enough lube and my toys come out with more poop on them then I'm willing to tolerate. I definitely want to be able to enjoy anal and obviously I'm into it since I keep coming back after so many failed attempts, but I really need some advice on how to actually get to a point where I can enjoy it and not just worried about hygiene and pain and leaking and all that other bullshit that comes along with it. I'm very frustrated right now and tempted to just toss all my expensive butt toys and consider

Going on a weekend trip with boyfriend and I’m planning a strip tease/lab dance.

I’ve never done one before (we’ve been together 7 years) because I didn’t think he would appreciate it. I also have very low self confidence. But this past weekend, we went out to a bar and they started playing reggaeton.. he was sitting down and I basically gave him a lap dance at the bar. So I figured if I could do it then, I could do it this weekend. He wants to take a romantic bath once we get settled in to the hotel. I realized that this would be the perfect opportunity. Instead of changing into PJs after the bath, I would change into some lingerie. But I have a couple of questions: 1) I’m deciding on what to wear on top of the lingerie. Do I have to wear anything? I was just thinking of wearing a sexy robe with the set and giving him a lap dance with the lingerie. Removing pieces as I go? 2) How would I transition from lap dance to sex? 3) What would your ideal strip tease from your SO be like? 4) Have you ever received one, and if so, how did it go? Any moves that stuck ou

How is period sex?

We will try it with my gf tomorrow how is it is it gross? Also would you guys suggest some positions for shower? Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:54PM We will try it with my gf tomorrow how is it is it gross? Also would you guys suggest some positions for shower?

anyone else get shy when going down on their partner? don’t look at me while i suck your dick wtf mind your business

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NSFW - I (M33) have nowhere to beat off even in my own home, I hardly get off anymore, and I’m really starting not to give a fuck (and that bothers me).

I know it sounds crazy, but it’s really not far from the truth at all. You all are probably going to say “go in the bathroom and lock it” - we have one bathroom upstairs, and it’s a bathroom that connects the master bedroom and our kid’s room. We have it set up where we can lock it from the inside to where she can’t get in, but the other door locks from inside the bedroom, so there isn’t a way to lock it from inside. The shower? I hate jerking off in the shower, I can pretty much never get off, and even if I could, it really isn’t enjoyable. Basement? One side is the laundry room, which the wife is always in and out of, plus the child is always going down there doing art projects. The other side of the basement is wide open with no privacy. There is a bathroom downstairs, but it’s a fucking dungeon to the extent that the WiFi hardly works so it’s impossible to watch porn. Living room and dining room is obviously a no-go, unless it’s really late at night, but I’m always in bed by then.

This morning I got off to pictures of myself...

And I feel really good about it. I’ve always been very self conscious of my looks. My body. I was made fun of when I was younger for being too curvy. Too pale. I’m in shape but I’m not the typical skinny. I’m curvy. I think I always will be. I’ve done intense diets. I compare myself to the skinnier women. I put on some sexy lingerie this morning and decided to take some photos of myself. And it turned me on a lot. I felt so sexy. I looked at the pictures after and got off to them. I felt like I was being self absorbed but then I realized that I’ve never felt so confident in my life. It’s taken me a long time to get to this point and I feel pretty amazing about it. Submitted July 31, 2019 at 12:12AM And I feel really good about it.I’ve always been very self conscious of my looks. My body. I was made fun of when I was younger for being too curvy. Too pale.I’m in shape but I’m not the typical skinny. I’m curvy. I think I always will be. I’ve done intense diets. I compare myself

Always said I would never gt married again

I officially got divorced last December after having been separated for 5 years. No reason for the wait, Literally hadn't spoke to my ex for ages. I have no feelings toward him at this point, just indifference. Our lives have nothing to do with each other now, and haven't for a really long time. Being married left a bad taste in my mouth and I swore I'd never do it again. I'm in a relationship now. It's different from anything I've ever experienced. I can see a future with us so clearly. All of our friends and family tell both of us that they've never seen us so happy. My people say I'm glowing. I met the person who is changing everything for me. I honestly didn't think I'd find this kind of happiness and love - whatever I felt for my ex, I know love wasn't it. I love everything about my boyfriend. The connection we have, the conversations. I love doing everything and nothing with him. He brings such a sense of calm and home to my life tha

You’re so attractive. 😍

Sometimes when I look at your social media it just turns me on. You’re so damn attractive it even makes me smile. I get a little excited just by looking at your face. You’re so hot and wayyy out of my league but I’d kill to get a guy like you. I don’t understand how you’re still single when literally every girl out there is begging for you. I can only hope one day our paths will cross and we will meet again. But until then, I’ll be waiting for you and hope we can become friends. Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:57PM Sometimes when I look at your social media it just turns me on. You’re so damn attractive it even makes me smile. I get a little excited just by looking at your face.You’re so hot and wayyy out of my league but I’d kill to get a guy like you. I don’t understand how you’re still single when literally every girl out there is begging for you.I can only hope one day our paths will cross and we will meet again. But until then, I’ll be waiting for you and hope we can become

"I miss.I miss his smiles.I miss her perfume. I miss his way.I miss the evenings spent together.I miss all his kisses.I miss his caresses.I miss his fake smiles.I miss being together.I miss our eyes that cross.I miss those nights thinking about you.I miss your common sense.But above all I miss you."

❤️Please h Submitted July 31, 2019 at 12:03AM ❤️Please h

Does anyone else feel like their spouse is regularly annoyed or disapproving of your actions?

My wife and I have been married going on three years and I love her dearly. She is headstrong and independent and the most determined person I’ve ever met, and these are qualities I love her for and fell in love with her over. That said, there are times where she has decided I’ve done wrong, or that I’ve been thoughtless, and it’s unforgivable. She explodes at me in total frustration because she can’t believe how I could’ve done something so thoughtless, or how I could offend her so terribly if I truly love her. Case in point, she’s a graphic designer. Not the type who casually picked up the adobe suite and plays with it for side cash, she has a BFA and works on a prestigious design team. She regularly does logo work for freelance cash on the side and has been refreshing her portfolio lately. Today she was joking that a logo she was doing looked like a penis and how unfortunate it was that most of the designs she was working on for this particular project easily became phallic in nat

/u/wobbuffette on Who can relate?

God, I wish that's how my mom/dad/anyone in my family saw it. That'd be a lot less damaging. The rest is accurate though. July 31, 2019 at 12:07AM

/u/skim_milk_isnt_water on I think we should help others so this comes here

Bro Russia has literally ALWAYS been homophobic and racist... their laws against domestic violence suck, where were u and what woke u up?? July 31, 2019 at 12:05AM

I canceled my first date because I felt the girl was going straight for sexual stuff and it made me uncomfortable. Was I even allowed to do that?

I was on one of these dating sites yesterday, saw a girls profile with similar interests so I figure I’d hit her up. To my surprise she responded and we started chatting, even going as far as getting my first number 🎉 We text some more that day and today, making arrangements for a date. We were talking about some of our interests and out of nowhere I’m hit with a “do I like curvy latinas” and I had a sinking feeling in my stomach. I’m not a ‘normal’ guy in any sense. I’m not very sexual, I’m in my mid 20s but dating/companionship and sex just isn’t a priority. I’m also probably leaning towards feminist. Oh and I have desires to be a woman. 🤷‍♀️ There wasn’t anything wrong with her appearance, but the focus on her body before even meeting her just turned me off completely. I get the whole insecurities thing, my childhood was filled with verbal abuse from family about my appearance and it’s left a deep seeded chip on my shoulder. I don’t put a weight on appearances, I struggle with

Meeting this woman for the first time, going to her place to drink and do whatever. Any ideas for what we can do?

I'm (M25) She's (F31) We're both too broke to go on a datedate, so we decided it's best to just kick it at her place and drink. Idea's so far: Chillin & Talking Netflix Monopoly? Lol Usually I don't even think about it, cuz I'm pretty decent at improv and just figuring things out as I go, but I really like this chick and obviously want to make a good first impression and avoid any awkward luls in entertainment. So does anyone have any ideas/recommendations? Any help appreciated! Submitted July 30, 2019 at 11:44PM I'm (M25) She's (F31)We're both too broke to go on a datedate, so we decided it's best to just kick it at her place and drink.Idea's so far:Chillin & TalkingNetflixMonopoly? LolUsually I don't even think about it, cuz I'm pretty decent at improv and just figuring things out as I go, but I really like this chick and obviously want to make a good first impression and avoid any awkward luls in