I know it sounds crazy, but it’s really not far from the truth at all. You all are probably going to say “go in the bathroom and lock it” - we have one bathroom upstairs, and it’s a bathroom that connects the master bedroom and our kid’s room. We have it set up where we can lock it from the inside to where she can’t get in, but the other door locks from inside the bedroom, so there isn’t a way to lock it from inside. The shower? I hate jerking off in the shower, I can pretty much never get off, and even if I could, it really isn’t enjoyable. Basement? One side is the laundry room, which the wife is always in and out of, plus the child is always going down there doing art projects. The other side of the basement is wide open with no privacy. There is a bathroom downstairs, but it’s a fucking dungeon to the extent that the WiFi hardly works so it’s impossible to watch porn. Living room and dining room is obviously a no-go, unless it’s really late at night, but I’m always in bed by then....