I think of you when I see infomercials

I never had cable, but your mom always did and when we would go visit your granny in California she had it too. I don’t even have cable still, but some stupid instagram account posted a montage of 2000’s infomercials and the second the cheesy background music started my heart sank. I had to scroll past it but of course they’re meant to be super catchy so they played on repeat in my mind all day. You know the ones that always play way too loud late at night on basic cable. JG wentworth 877-cashnow, education connection, ch ch ch chia, Billy Mays shouting about oxyclean. I wish there was a toll free number I could call and pay 4 easy installments of 19.95 to get you out of my head.



Submitted May 19, 2019 at 04:41PM

I never had cable, but your mom always did and when we would go visit your granny in California she had it too. I don’t even have cable still, but some stupid instagram account posted a montage of 2000’s infomercials and the second the cheesy background music started my heart sank. I had to scroll past it but of course they’re meant to be super catchy so they played on repeat in my mind all day. You know the ones that always play way too loud late at night on basic cable. JG wentworth 877-cashnow, education connection, ch ch ch chia, Billy Mays shouting about oxyclean. I wish there was a toll free number I could call and pay 4 easy installments of 19.95 to get you out of my head.
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