How to make the most of ...not the most

27 yrs old and no dice....no sex....no anything and I'm talking when I DO finally get to finally, honest to fucking goodness, close and lock the door, rip each other's clothes off while making out n shit, and of course she'll be into me because why else would she be there i'd certainly HOPE she was into me , and she has accepted me for my 5'7" 120 lbs slight stature (I stay like this because I just so happen to believe u can fuck better if u got long lean legs, kamasutra shit, instead of like fucking just being like a sex dildo fucking machine standing at the edge of the bed, your FUPA sticking out and your man gut hanging over your manhood), but when she unzips my pants she probably is not going to expect that I'm a grower not a shower and if it's cold I look like I got a baby dick. Girls and guys have already giving me so many small dick insults during my life just based off my soyboyish appearance that I wanna rip their fucking heads off and drink their blood but I digress. Second thing she won't be prepared for is that when fully erect it's only like 6-6.5 or maybe she will be prepared for that. Third is that I may or may not need a lil help. Smoking pot and otherwise didn't do my lungs or reproductive health any favor. Or maybe it's all psychosomatic and if a hot naked girl was here with me right now I'd have no trouble. In fact after not fapping for a long time quitting porn (not that that's a bad thing) maybe I'd just explode too quick. Four, this is all stupid anyway and I'm wasting precious life energy on reddit as with all social media but consider this a parting shot from me and I'm looking for ways to make the most sexually of a chodeish dick that is far from the porno ideals or the mandingos or the Ron Jeremies. I really do wanna have good sex someday, I mean like not boring sex, I just want info so when the time comes I'll be ready. Needless to say, my daddy never discussed sex too much with me he was weird and shit about it pfft. Thanx!



Submitted December 14, 2021 at 12:56AM

27 yrs old and no dice....no sex....no anything and I'm talking when I DO finally get to finally, honest to fucking goodness, close and lock the door, rip each other's clothes off while making out n shit, and of course she'll be into me because why else would she be there i'd certainly HOPE she was into me , and she has accepted me for my 5'7" 120 lbs slight stature (I stay like this because I just so happen to believe u can fuck better if u got long lean legs, kamasutra shit, instead of like fucking just being like a sex dildo fucking machine standing at the edge of the bed, your FUPA sticking out and your man gut hanging over your manhood), but when she unzips my pants she probably is not going to expect that I'm a grower not a shower and if it's cold I look like I got a baby dick. Girls and guys have already giving me so many small dick insults during my life just based off my soyboyish appearance that I wanna rip their fucking heads off and drink their blood but I digress. Second thing she won't be prepared for is that when fully erect it's only like 6-6.5 or maybe she will be prepared for that. Third is that I may or may not need a lil help. Smoking pot and otherwise didn't do my lungs or reproductive health any favor. Or maybe it's all psychosomatic and if a hot naked girl was here with me right now I'd have no trouble. In fact after not fapping for a long time quitting porn (not that that's a bad thing) maybe I'd just explode too quick. Four, this is all stupid anyway and I'm wasting precious life energy on reddit as with all social media but consider this a parting shot from me and I'm looking for ways to make the most sexually of a chodeish dick that is far from the porno ideals or the mandingos or the Ron Jeremies. I really do wanna have good sex someday, I mean like not boring sex, I just want info so when the time comes I'll be ready. Needless to say, my daddy never discussed sex too much with me he was weird and shit about it pfft. Thanx!
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