Emotionally Prude - Sexually Crude (Poem)

I’ll make you squall all sprawled out

Drawn like a French girl I’m all about

going down, falling for you like the unsinkable ship

Gonna drown on all your unthinkable drip

Don’t slip, the floor is wet as I’m going all in

I’ll flip you, then I’ll whip you, you’re seeing red like Stalin

…

Unforgettable, the things I’ll do to your anatomy

Unregrettable, even though what we do is deviled blasphemy

Unforeseeable, even in your wildest fantasy

Inconceivable because I’m speaking so mild and casually

…

Your ass will be in agony

The only casualty, filled your cavity, practically nasty, scantily trashy, actually ghastly cuz my kids will enter you like a poltergeist

Jesus Christ, my dick is your savior; I will sacrifice your pussy precisely,

Like a surgeon concisely operating my blade demonstrating my abilities..

Activities with me, and you won’t be walking straight with stability

…

But you had an epiphany; possibilities are endless when you give in to futility

Countless dudes have used their utilities in vain, leaving you with a dick deficiency

That’s where I come in with my chivalry, capably give you your fix

The fallacy of the galaxy is to preserve chastity until you need your deserved kicks

To get your rocks off, to shoot your shot, explosions of euphoria like a Molotov cocktail; it’s gloriously and ferociously my devotion to get inside you with my Trojan

No confusion with emotions,

No notion of illusion

Just a handwoven omen descending down like a morning dove for you

I just want love; pretending not to think of the impending locomotive I will run on you..

…

In conclusion, my unnerving attempt at parody is my way of saying you are deserving more than what you’ve apparently had.

They weren’t inherently bad, just ordinarily sad men thinking they caught their catch.

Scratch that, you aren’t some shoulder patch to be worn as a medal by some loser.

Us as a match means you didn’t settle and improves your future

Submitted November 04, 2021 at 12:48AM

I’ll make you squall all sprawled outDrawn like a French girl I’m all aboutgoing down, falling for you like the unsinkable shipGonna drown on all your unthinkable dripDon’t slip, the floor is wet as I’m going all inI’ll flip you, then I’ll whip you, you’re seeing red like Stalin…Unforgettable, the things I’ll do to your anatomyUnregrettable, even though what we do is deviled blasphemyUnforeseeable, even in your wildest fantasyInconceivable because I’m speaking so mild and casually…Your ass will be in agonyThe only casualty, filled your cavity, practically nasty, scantily trashy, actually ghastly cuz my kids will enter you like a poltergeistJesus Christ, my dick is your savior; I will sacrifice your pussy precisely,Like a surgeon concisely operating my blade demonstrating my abilities..Activities with me, and you won’t be walking straight with stability…But you had an epiphany; possibilities are endless when you give in to futilityCountless dudes have used their utilities in vain, leaving you with a dick deficiencyThat’s where I come in with my chivalry, capably give you your fixThe fallacy of the galaxy is to preserve chastity until you need your deserved kicksTo get your rocks off, to shoot your shot, explosions of euphoria like a Molotov cocktail; it’s gloriously and ferociously my devotion to get inside you with my TrojanNo confusion with emotions,No notion of illusionJust a handwoven omen descending down like a morning dove for youI just want love; pretending not to think of the impending locomotive I will run on you..…In conclusion, my unnerving attempt at parody is my way of saying you are deserving more than what you’ve apparently had.They weren’t inherently bad, just ordinarily sad men thinking they caught their catch.Scratch that, you aren’t some shoulder patch to be worn as a medal by some loser.Us as a match means you didn’t settle and improves your future