"Bless you" backfired on me

My husband NEVER says bless you to anyone when they sneeze. I grew up learning that it was the polite thing to do. So I asked him to start saying it if he hears me sneeze (which now that I'm typing this and thinking about it, I'm realizing it's a very strange habit and why do I even care?? It's sneezing!). He whined about it and I said, "Come on. I'm asking you, I would do it for you if you wanted!"

Now I am committed to responding with "Go off, King" every time he burps

Submitted June 21, 2020 at 11:38PM

My husband NEVER says bless you to anyone when they sneeze. I grew up learning that it was the polite thing to do. So I asked him to start saying it if he hears me sneeze (which now that I'm typing this and thinking about it, I'm realizing it's a very strange habit and why do I even care?? It's sneezing!). He whined about it and I said, "Come on. I'm asking you, I would do it for you if you wanted!"Now I am committed to responding with "Go off, King" every time he burps